one tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor

Well I wasn't drinking tequila but you get it. After not drinking for a REALLY long time I decided to let my hair down so to speak. I ended up falling asleep while getting a ride home and waking up in a strange bed. Don't worry it's not how it sounds. Nothing like "that" happened. The next morning I woke up to find myself sleeping next to a friend from work . Apparently he tried to put me on the couch but I kept falling off so he carried me to the bedroom. When will I grow-up? Well maybe never but I have decided to enact a strict 4 drink maximum policy whenever going out from now on...just isn't worth the consequences. Well at least in this case the only thing bruised was my ego.